{"product_id":"heart-on-for-dragon-julia-mills-9798224587322","title":"Heart on for Dragon","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI've got a Heart on for my Dragon, and nuthin' stops a Brown Witch - not even you!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eValentine's Day went off without a hitch. Love was in the air. Arrows were flying. The chocolate-covered cherries were extra good, and...\u003cbr\u003eDrum roll, please...\u003cbr\u003eMy hunka-hunka-burning love returned from parts unknown. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEverything was wonderful. The world was in love. I was in love. Even Bernie smiled for half-a-second\u003cbr\u003eAnd then it happened...\u003cbr\u003eBibiddy-bobbity- blech-ack-gag-gag-gag! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhisked across the galaxy, thrown into a hole in the ground, and separated from my Dragon, my happily ever after was brutally rebuffed, and Goddess help us all, somebody touched my butt!\u003cbr\u003eThis crap will not stand! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eJust let me get my Magic back, and I'll be opening a can of whoop ass and not even asking for initials or my name's not Violet E. Brown, Witch Extraordinaire and Keeper of the Spark of Love! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWatch out, bad guys! Back up Spiorpion! My spellin' fingers are cocked, and Bernie's fit to be tied! We're coming to save my Dragon Man, jerk a knot in your tail, and send you back to the Hell from whence you came. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eValentine's Day may be over, but the Love only stops when I say so. That's my gig. That's who I am. Amoré is what I do! Ya' hear me, Bad Guy? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Julia Mills\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798224587322\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Julia Mills\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/22\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 128\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.29lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.27d","brand":"Julia Mills","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46907200209151,"sku":"9798224587322","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_23ca8e71-654f-4198-a800-bc5c097519b0.jpg?v=1748772619","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/heart-on-for-dragon-julia-mills-9798224587322","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}