{"product_id":"heather-g-c-mckay-9798578107634","title":"Heather","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e'If all this book had going for it were perversion, there would be no reason to recommend it. What's most astonishing about Heather is how powerfully tender it becomes, how its mania dissolves into love and its cruelty folds into humanity. This book is quite frankly, among one of the greatest novels I've ever read.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e - Cody Sexton, book reviewer aka athinsliceofanxiety.com \u003c\/i\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e14 Reasons Why You Should Get With\u003cbr\u003eHeather Loralie\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eH.\u003c\/b\u003e You've never known anyone who makes you feel the way she does\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eE.\u003c\/b\u003e She's drop dead gorgeous, and you met her inside a bookstore\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eA.\u003c\/b\u003e The clothes she wears are all inadvertent cosplay outfits\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eT.\u003c\/b\u003e She can keep secrets (?)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eH.\u003c\/b\u003e She won't hit the wall for decades\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eE.\u003c\/b\u003e She's never mentioned anything about being a feminist\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eR.\u003c\/b\u003e She looks at you the same way you do her \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eL.\u003c\/b\u003e You've never heard her talk about her dietary preferences\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eO.\u003c\/b\u003e When you're with her the world is more vibrant, more... \u003ci\u003ecolourful\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eR.\u003c\/b\u003e She somehow makes dungarees look good\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eA.\u003c\/b\u003e She's the only girl you've ever truly wanted to protect\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eL.\u003c\/b\u003e Since you have no children, with her, you get to play Daddy\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eI.\u003c\/b\u003e She'll remain fertile for decades\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eE.\u003c\/b\u003e She hasn't ploughed her way through more pipe than Andy Dufresne \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e1 Reason You Should NOT Get With\u003cbr\u003eHeather Loralie\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eS\u003cbr\u003eH\u003cbr\u003eE\u003cbr\u003e'\u003cbr\u003eS \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eF\u003cbr\u003eO\u003cbr\u003eU\u003cbr\u003eR\u003cbr\u003eT\u003cbr\u003eE\u003cbr\u003eE\u003cbr\u003eN \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e14.\u003c\/b\u003e Making you, \u003cb\u003e21\u003c\/b\u003e years her senior.\u003cbr\u003eYou're \u003cb\u003e35\u003c\/b\u003e, Michael. \u003cb\u003e35.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeather is \u003cb\u003e14.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eHeather Loralie is fourteen years old\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e G. C. McKay\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798578107634\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/10\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 232\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.56lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.53d","brand":"G. C. McKay","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48089254297855,"sku":"9798578107634","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_70c41839-642a-402b-b9c5-921db8a68853.jpg?v=1769109119","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/heather-g-c-mckay-9798578107634","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}