{"product_id":"heckin-hektor-risa-fey-9781719885713","title":"Heckin' Hektor: Doggo Tails Omnibork, Borks 1-8","description":"\u003ci\u003eQuirky, zany, and wacky. This PG-rated collection of short stories is told entirely in the Doggo Meme Dialect.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eDoggo fiction, inspired by the doggo memes!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHelo fren, am doggo, and am flip-heckin' famous author doggo at that! Thank u for doin' this colection of my persunal reborks a purchase. Am redy to do u many a tell, becos I am 12\/10 story reborker! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis omnibork colection contains Borks 1-8 of the \u003ci\u003eDoggo Tails\u003c\/i\u003e series. Altogethur, thesse short stories repawsent my life's story, frum the day I wos sorrendered to the doggo prisun, to the day I did a self-sacrifice for my hooman. Doggos r loyal like that-espawcioly ratter terriers-but of corse you alredy knewed that! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf yo'r lookin' for somthin' to make u do a laugh 'n cry, am here for u, fren! Meet my many furrocios frens: Champito the chiwahwah, Joan of Bork the golden retreever, Gumbo the jumbo staffurdshire terrier, Brutus 'n Maximus the Englosh bulldoggerinos, FreakO the furry potato, and a whol heckin' lot mor! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIt's a diverse cast of doges, that's for shore. Sum of them even have pawstounding sooperpowers for no other reson than plot convenience 'nd heck knows why! There are also plenty of baddies, too, fren... Animol villains, meen doges, danger noodles, 'n the dreaded catburgers from HECK. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI do not do LOLcats a like, not one bit. Y, u ask? Y becos they dogger me. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSnoots 'n bamboozles await u in these borks. Disclaimor: All woofs inspired by a true bork. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis single book contains Borks 1-8 of the \u003ci\u003eDoggo Tails\u003c\/i\u003e series, and all of them are narrated by Hektor the tail-waggin' doggo. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis short story collection includes: \u003cbr\u003eBork 1: Helo Fren\u003cbr\u003eBork 2: The Furry Potato\u003cbr\u003eBork 3: Cocky Cocker\u003cbr\u003eBork 4: GSD EMTs\u003cbr\u003eBork 5: Danger Worm Danger!\u003cbr\u003eBork 6: The Goodest Boy\u003cbr\u003eBork 7: PizzaCATE\u003cbr\u003eBork 8: Goodbye Furry Potato \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eDoggo Tails\u003c\/i\u003e is recommended for anyone who loves dogs and adorable doggo memes. Contains some PG-level violence, thematic elements, mild language, and some mildly rude humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Risa Fey\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1719885710\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781719885713\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/01\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 272\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.89lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.61d","brand":"Risa Fey","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49165245808895,"sku":"9781719885713","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/heckin-hektor-risa-fey-9781719885713","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}