{"product_id":"help-i-cant-stop-shitting-michael-bettendorf-9781968043315","title":"Help! I Can't Stop Shitting Snakes","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA body horror novel about the toxic for-profit US medical system and a guy who shits snakes.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdam has been shitting snakes for weeks; a secret he's kept from his partner, Darby. They've been building a life together despite multiple setbacks in having children, and after Darby finds out about the snakes, she is supportive as can be--considering she's terrified of snakes. The doctors, on the other hand, don't buy it. They gaslight Adam, telling him he probably just needs to change his diet and exercise.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs his condition worsens, countless doctors tell him there is nothing to worry about, and Darby might be pregnant... So Adam hatches a plan to expel the snakes and prove to his doctors once and for all he is not full of shit--he's full of snakes.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Kafka-inspired novel for today's irreal-era, \u003ci\u003eHelp! I Can't Stop Shitting Snakes\u003c\/i\u003e is an address to the faults of the medical system and to the sanctity of true love. A gross yet endearing novel equally full of shit as it is of heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Michael Bettendorf\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1968043314\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781968043315\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Clash Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/12\/2027\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 150\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback","brand":"Michael Bettendorf","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48742194217215,"sku":"9781968043315","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/help-i-cant-stop-shitting-michael-bettendorf-9781968043315","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}