{"product_id":"hilarious-things-that-kids-say-james-egan-9781326550110","title":"Hilarious Things That Kids Say","description":"How do old people die? I can't watch Flubber! There's too much animosity! I can't use my kite! The wind isn't working today. You didn't tell me clouds move? What else haven't you told me? I want to become a scientist so I can pick up chicks. I broke my milk! I don't like Darth Vader. He's just... too tall. I got salmonella from a creme egg. Voldemort doesn't have a nose. That means he can't sneeze. EVER! When I grow up, I want to be a tiger. I'm so hungry, I could eat a large portion of food! Saturn is my favourite planet because he has a hula hoop. My Mummy never drinks and drives. She only drinks when she is stuck in traffic.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e James Egan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 132655011X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781326550110\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Lulu.com\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/30\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 166\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.28lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.00h x 4.25w x 0.35d","brand":"James Egan","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48457888530687,"sku":"9781326550110","price":9.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_8c40d4fa-658c-4d82-a0b5-fee935dd522d.jpg?v=1777401446","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/hilarious-things-that-kids-say-james-egan-9781326550110","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}