{"product_id":"holy-freaking-skubala-brandon-j-moore-9798284660591","title":"Holy. Freaking. Skubala.: Faith in the Fiery Wreckage","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat do you do when the world is on fire, your faith is in tatters, and all you have left is a mustard seed and a sarcastic sense of humor?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eHoly. Freaking. Skubala.\u003c\/i\u003e isn't your grandma's devotional-and it sure isn't the sanitized Christianity of bumper stickers and prosperity preachers. This is a modern reimagining of Jesus' parables told with grit, grace, and just the right amount of theological snark. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll probably say, \"Did he just say that?\" And yeah. He did.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePastor Brandon Moore, an online minister and lifelong nerd, takes the timeless parables of Jesus and translates them into raw, relevant, and often ridiculous modern stories. Think: the Good Samaritan as a stranger helping after a car crash on a divided highway. The prodigal son blowing his inheritance on a shady crypto scheme. A rich fool drowning in self-storage units. With each retelling, Pastor Brandon dives deep into Scripture-bringing in Greek words, historical context, and modern commentary that connects ancient wisdom to modern chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book is for the misfits.\u003cbr\u003eThe doubters.\u003cbr\u003eThe ones who've been hurt by the Church but still crave something holy.\u003cbr\u003eIt's for the burned-out pastors, the Sunday school rebels, the seekers with more questions than answers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, you'll find: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e20+ modern parables that reimagine the teachings of Jesus in today's language and world\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eHistorical and theological context that doesn't bore you to tears\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eHonest reflections that wrestle with doubt, grief, hope, mental health, and what faith looks like when life falls apart\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrayers that don't pretend everything's fine-but dare to believe it could be\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're a lifelong believer, a deconstructing disciple, or someone just trying to survive the flaming wreckage of life, \u003ci\u003eHoly. Freaking. Skubala.\u003c\/i\u003e invites you to see God in the mess, meaning in the madness, and grace in the grimiest corners of your story.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis isn't a safe book. It's an honest one.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd if you've ever muttered \"holy freaking skubala\" under your breath while staring at the state of the world-\u003cbr\u003eWelcome home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Brandon J. Moore\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798284660591\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/05\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 168\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.47lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.42d","brand":"Brandon J. Moore","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49169687642367,"sku":"9798284660591","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/holy-freaking-skubala-brandon-j-moore-9798284660591","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}