{"product_id":"holy-shtim-having-twins-elizabeth-lyons-9780974699073","title":"Holy Sh*t...I'm Having Twins!: The Definitive Guide to Remaining Calm When You're Twice as Freaked Out","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA MUST-HAVE FOR NEW TWINS PARENTS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Smart, funny and refreshingly real advice that will change your life.\" \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e-Hollie Gyarmati, Author of \u003c\/em\u003eThe Mother of All Makeovers\u003cem\u003e, designer \u0026amp; mom of 5 (including two sets of twins)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeventeen years ago, Elizabeth Lyons wrote the bestselling, side-splittingly funny guide to managing twins in the first year. That book stayed at the top of the charts for over a decade. Since then, times have changed-and so has navigating Year One with twins (or any baby, for that matter).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHoly Sh*t...I'm Having Twins! \u003c\/em\u003efeatures the very best of Lyons' hard-won advice, updated and expanded for today's new twins parents.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf raising one newborn was a workout (and it is), raising two (or more) is like competing in an Ironman...backward...while wearing banana slippers. Well-meaning friends will try to prepare you for the endurance event that lies ahead, but only a seasoned parent, writer, and mom of twins (who has three additional kids to boot) can do it with the honest, belly-laugh humor and tried-and-true proven strategies you don't even know you need (yet).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTopics include: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Money-Saving Secrets to What You Really Need, What you Need Two of, and What You Can Skip Altogether\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ How to Stay Connected to the Person Who Got You Into This Mess\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Breastfeeding Twins (Two Mouths + Two Breasts = Not as Simple As It Sounds)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Bottlefeeding: Why It's Okay and Won't Thwart Their Admission to Harvard\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Fielding Unsolicited Advice and Questions: Stories from the Trenches\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Getting Twins on a Schedule - Preferably the Same One\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ How to Return to Work (and Speak Coherently and Intelligently While There)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're overwhelmed, terrified, tired of people lamenting how hard one baby is, and wondering if you'll ever shower in peace again, you're in the right place.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The advice you need in the short, funny format your sleep-deprived mind can absorb.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e- Lisa Earle McLeod, bestselling author of Forget Perfect\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Elizabeth Lyons' humorous yet realistic perspective provides new parents of twins with a great starting point from which to embark on that all-important first year.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e- Dr. Bob Covert, leading Chicagoland neonatologist\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Elizabeth Lyons captures the universal discourse of sisterhood while guiding new mothers of twins through the first year.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e- Kathy Voit, RNC, Labor and Delivery nurse\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Elizabeth Lyons\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0974699071\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780974699073\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Finn-Phyllis Press, Inc.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/15\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 270\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.76lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.61d","brand":"Elizabeth Lyons","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43992580620543,"sku":"9780974699073","price":13.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_7c67a9c4-c844-433c-b5cb-6a54a34e24ae.jpg?v=1683319695","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/holy-shtim-having-twins-elizabeth-lyons-9780974699073","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}