{"product_id":"home-run-eric-battershell-9798637791903","title":"Home Run","description":"\u003cb\u003eGreen Lucas doesn't know what's about to hit him.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb\u003e \u003ci\u003e Complete Standalone Romance \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb\u003eWanted\u003c\/b\u003eA woman with grit and fire who will help me get my son's head out of his ass. You must be self-sufficient and not looking for a gravy train.Common sense is a plus, book smarts are optional.Cannot have red hair, as my son seems to go for that type and he needs something to shake him up.Must have a backbone, but be flexible enough to bend-and I'm not talking in the bedroom-some things a mother doesn't need to know.Bonus points if your name is Daisy, Lily, Bluebell, Jasmine, etc.But not Dahlia, that's an instant no.Must love kids, especially puberty-stricken boys who are discovering girls are more fun than video games.Also, and this is very important, you must hate all things baseball-bonus points if you've never seen a game either on television or in person.If this description is you, or fits someone you know, apply at the address below.P.S. You must also love cows. \u003cb\u003e \u003ci\u003eSometimes a mother has to do what she has to do.Let the games begin. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Eric Battershell, Jordan Marie\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 8637791905\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798637791903\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/16\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 386\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.98lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.80d","brand":"Eric Battershell","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43942812254463,"sku":"9798637791903","price":16.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/products\/img_e8d2af9c-1900-4337-9156-614fd4aeccfa.jpg?v=1681494498","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/home-run-eric-battershell-9798637791903","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}