{"product_id":"hoof-carrie-lacina-9781962851008","title":"Hoof","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis irreverent, thrilling dark comedy will have you laughing out loud and hoping for mercy, for murder, and probably for a Frisbee! But Sera doesn't know that as she stands in front of The B****'s house thinking of all the ways her best friend manipulated and abused her through the years.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo many, many friends did the exact same things to her. What was \u003cem\u003ewrong \u003c\/em\u003ewith her? She'd always been a \u003cem\u003egood\u003c\/em\u003e friend. A \u003cem\u003enice \u003c\/em\u003efriend. In fact, she had been so nice that her \u003cem\u003efriends\u003c\/em\u003e chewed her up and spit her out. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot anymore. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen Sera decides to become a serial killer, she is the first person to question her sanity. Being a serial killer isn't for everyone. She knows that. It's a lot of hard work. You have to select victims, find ways to kill them, wipe up your prints, and worst of all, you have to dispose of the bodies. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStill, after being gaslit for years, it's the only way to reclaim her sanity. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's fine. She has a list. She has a Prius, and she has a bit of rope left over from the last time she moved. She's got this. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll she has to do is get in some quick practice, abduct a victim or two, and she'll be well on her way to achieving her ultimate goal of killing The B**** and everyone else who wronged her. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEven when it's deadly, fulfilling her destiny of becoming a serial killer is bound to be fun-for you, for her it might be a little problematic. That doesn't matter though. Sera has to defeat The B****. She knows this. We all know this because, unfortunately, we\u003cem\u003e all\u003c\/em\u003e have a B****.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Carrie Lacina\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1962851001\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781962851008\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Carrie Lacina Creative\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/29\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 356\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.89lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.79d","brand":"Carrie Lacina","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48874130997503,"sku":"9781962851008","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/hoof-carrie-lacina-9781962851008","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}