{"product_id":"hosed-pippa-grant-9781955930321","title":"Hosed","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe world's sexiest firefighter is about to get a second chance with the virgin next door...\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe's bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot he should come with a warning label and a pair of flame retardant coveralls.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe's also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high school.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI want to move in next door to Ryan O'Dell the way I want to be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister's sex toy factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYeah, I'm the world's oldest virgin code-writing nerd.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd he's the world's hottest firefighter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can't seem to control my libido when he's around.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhere is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSeriously.... Have you seen them? Anyone?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMaybe they're hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYeah, I know. I'm hosed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo hosed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon, scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no cheating or cliffhangers, and ends with a banging hot happily ever after.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Pippa Grant, Lili Valente\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1955930325\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781955930321\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Bang Laugh Love LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/15\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 278\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.67lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.63d","brand":"Pippa Grant","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46545903190271,"sku":"9781955930321","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_517ab80e-b4b9-4814-a547-df7a60658ee2.jpg?v=1738183658","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/hosed-pippa-grant-9781955930321","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}