{"product_id":"hot-heir-jed-cope-9798388268808","title":"Hot Heir!","description":"\"It's life Jim, but not as we know it.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis is Royal Life, and it isn't anything like Bobby the ghost writer had expected, but then Bobby comes from the other side of the tracks and he never in a million years thought he'd end up here, working this gig. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePrince Bill, the heir to the throne, is despondent at the constant sniping and moaning that his younger brother, the Ginger Whinger has embarked upon. His younger sibling is aided and abetted by Morgan, the self-proclaimed Princess of the People, and there seems to be no end to their campaign of slights against the Monarchy. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo, not to be outdone, Princess Cathy galvanises her husband into action. If Horrible Henry can write a revelatory and ridiculous biography, then so can Billy. Only Cathy's plan is to trump Henry and his scheming wife and outmanoeuvre them, once and for all. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHow? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBy writing the most outlandish and far-fetched biography of all time. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEnter Bobby Handwork, the slightly famous writer of books of an oddball, bizarro, far-fetched fantasy nature. His landmark novel, \u003ci\u003eBreastworld\u003c\/i\u003e is a story about Norm, a pensions actuary who lives on his girlfriend's nipple. That ground breaking piece of subversive art is about to be eclipsed by his interpretation of Prince Bill's life story, \u003ci\u003eHot Heir! \u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAll's well that ends well, but can Bobby bank on a happy ending? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWith warring and scheming royals involved, probably not!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jed Cope\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798388268808\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/23\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 256\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.76lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.54d","brand":"Jed Cope","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49167607005439,"sku":"9798388268808","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/hot-heir-jed-cope-9798388268808","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}