{"product_id":"how-not-to-be-helpful-j-j-harlan-9781952328770","title":"How Not to Be Helpful: An Illustrated Guide for Thoughtless Adults","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo you ever feel like you're the only sane person left in the world? Have you ever asked yourself the question: \u003cem\u003e\"What on Earth was that person thinking?!\"\u003c\/em\u003e If so, then this hilarious illustrated guide is for you!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eHow Not to Be Helpful: An Illustrated Guide for Thoughtless Adults\u003c\/em\u003e is packed with uproarious parodies of the strange, erratic, and thoughtless people we encounter in our everyday lives.\u003c\/strong\u003e This book is guaranteed to bring a smile and a laugh to anyone who has ever pondered the sanity of their fellow man. \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou'll see that people aren't crazy or rude, they're just trying to be helpful!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou too can learn how to fit in with the rest of the ignorant masses with unhelpful, illustrated instructions such as: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNever cover your mouth when you sneeze to help others boost their immune systems!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMow your lawn at 7 a.m. on Saturday mornings so your neighbors can kick off their weekend with the lovely smell of freshly cut grass!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvoid flushing the toilet after using it to help others save on their water bill!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlways drive with your high beams on at night to better illuminate the road for everyone!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd many, many more...\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFun and funny, this book is the perfect gift for those who need a little more self-awareness in their lives or for those who just need a good chuckle about all the crazy in the world today!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eBUY NOW!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e J. J. Harlan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1952328772\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781952328770\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Starry Dreamer Publishing, LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/01\/2022\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 50\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.71lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.25d","brand":"J. J. Harlan","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":44132895621375,"sku":"9781952328770","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_e3a392d1-af84-4e88-a449-bc8fb63a738d.jpg?v=1687482940","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/how-not-to-be-helpful-j-j-harlan-9781952328770","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}