{"product_id":"how-not-to-survive-a-jinx-blade-9798224524532","title":"How Not to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThere are dumb ways to die...Then there are DUMB ways to die!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn a zombie apocalypse, survival instincts are tested. But what happens when those impulses fail and humans succumb to their most absurd compulsions? Explore fifty-one stories showcasing hilarious, and ridiculous ways people meet their demise when faced with the undead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWithin these pages, you'll encounter a myriad of characters-from the clueless to the careless, the brave to the brainless-all united by their uncanny ability to make fatally foolish decisions. But beware, dear reader, this is not a journey of character arcs and deep introspection. Instead, it's a dark exploration of the human capacity for sheer stupidity in the face of imminent danger.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom attempting ill-advised stunts to ignoring basic survival instincts, each story serves as a cautionary-and often humorous-reminder of just how fragile life can be when the dead walk the earth. From misguided romances to fatal hiding spots, these stories will leave you laughing and cringing at the absurdity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut wait, there's more! Dive in for some silly fun with interactive trivia, deliberate bad surviving tips, poems, jokes, and iconic movie and TV quotes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo buckle up (if you can find a seatbelt), hold on tight (if you haven't lost your grip), and prepare to embark on a journey through the dumbest-and most entertaining- doomsday you'll ever encounter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jinx Blade\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798224524532\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Blade \u0026amp; Co\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/16\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 250\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.75lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.53d","brand":"Jinx Blade","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46401587085567,"sku":"9798224524532","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_9a2e34a4-e83b-4c6a-bea4-9dae5db1b2bc.jpg?v=1733888037","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/how-not-to-survive-a-jinx-blade-9798224524532","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}