{"product_id":"how-to-become-a-federal-mike-chase-9781982112523","title":"How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender","description":"\u003cb\u003eIn this \"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eexcellent book for people who like to start sentences with 'Did you know that...'\" (\u003ci\u003eThe New York Times\u003c\/i\u003e), discover the most bizarre ways you might become a federal criminal in America--from mailing a mongoose to selling Swiss cheese without enough holes--written and illustrated by the creator of the wildly popular @CrimeADay Twitter account. \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHave you ever clogged a toilet in a national forest? That could get you six months in federal prison. Written a letter to a pirate? You might be looking at three years in the slammer. Leaving the country with too many nickels, drinking a beer on a bicycle in a national park, or importing a pregnant polar bear are all very real crimes, and this riotously funny, ridiculously entertaining, and fully illustrated book shows how just about anyone can become--or may already be--a federal criminal. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhether you're a criminal defense lawyer or just a self-taught expert in outrageous offenses, \u003ci\u003eHow to Become a Federal Criminal \u003c\/i\u003eis \"an entertaining and humorous look at our criminal justice system\" (\u003ci\u003eForbes\u003c\/i\u003e).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Mike Chase\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1982112522\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781982112523\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Atria Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/26\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 320\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.60lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.30h x 5.40w x 1.00d","brand":"Mike Chase","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44634376012031,"sku":"9781982112523","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_aa489488-a244-4422-9e11-d2b6a9e84afa.jpg?v=1703588998","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/how-to-become-a-federal-mike-chase-9781982112523","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}