{"product_id":"how-to-fuck-a-cantaloupe-pete-young-9780648466390","title":"How to Fuck a Cantaloupe","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt starts bad, it gets worse, and the end - well, you'll have to read it to find out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLife was simple for Dan Savage, unencumbered by dreams or ambition. He got by just fine, content in his little pocket of the world. He had no desire to step outside of what he knew, or broaden his horizons, or fucking - \u003cem\u003egrow\u003c\/em\u003e. He had no desire to, but as is often the case, desire frequently plays little role in the trajectory of life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eForced from his home, a comedy of misfortune follows Dan as he attempts to navigate his new life with a busted moral compass. A breakup, a melon, a stoner, and a policeman who looks like a testicle: these are only a handful of the ingredients that make up the shit-soup that Dan's life has devolved into as he is pursued by a mysterious law-firm, the head of a disability centre, and the unlikely threat of fame.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDan's story isn't for the faint-hearted, or those with high moral standards, or children. It's definitely not for children. But if you are feeling brave, let's open up and fuck this cantaloupe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Pete Young\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0648466396\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780648466390\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Peter Young\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/12\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 402\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.12lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.89d","brand":"Pete Young","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44583726219519,"sku":"9780648466390","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_d6e795d9-a75f-4849-a225-109ab4dbd67b.jpg?v=1701883214","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/how-to-fuck-a-cantaloupe-pete-young-9780648466390","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}