{"product_id":"how-to-keep-your-legs-r-w-mills-9780987834362","title":"How to Keep Your Legs Closed in Hollywood: The Down and Dirty Survival Guide to Stardom","description":"\u003cb\u003eBefore MeToo# exploded there was \u003ci\u003eHow to Keep Your Legs Closed in Hollywood.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFinally, \u003ci\u003eHow to Keep Your Legs Closed in Hollywood \u003c\/i\u003eis here. This essential down and dirty survival guide to stardom is the ultimate insider's book with 36 practical and scandalous lessons to stay one-step ahead of the mega-powerful and famous dirtbags in Los Angeles. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAre you going to LA to seek fame and fortune? Can't get enough salacious Hollywood gossip (Lesson #24: Hair Plugs, Penis Implants, Intravenous Vitamins, and that Mysterious Brain Machine)? Then this tell-all book is for you. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eHow to Keep Your Legs Closed in Hollywood \u003c\/i\u003eis an entertaining, eye-opening read about the dark side of Hollywood that everyone else is afraid to tell (Lesson #4: Why Mega Stars Pay for Prostitutes). It's indispensable for people who are sick of the casting couch, but aren't afraid to work it to their advantage to make their Hollywood dreams come true. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePacked with juicy insider knowledge, outrageous, survival tips, delicious and soul-saving lessons, red flag alerts, dirty industry secrets, and the shocking unwritten rules you need to know. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eHow to Keep Your Legs Closed in Hollywood \u003c\/i\u003ewill make you laugh out loud and shudder in disgust. Prepare to be shocked and offended. While not all mega-powerful and famous men are sex crazed, sleazy dirtbags in Hollywood this book focuses on those who are. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDon't become a fallen angel in the city of angels. Avoid the treacherous pitfalls (Lesson #17: Parties! When a Party is a Party, When a Party is an Orgy), and learn how to play the game and not get played. Salacious, hilarious, tragic, crude, despicable and appalling all at once, this guide is an arsenal of priceless information big celebrities and mega-power player scumbags do not want you to know.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e R. W. Mills\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0987834363\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780987834362\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Ori Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/25\/2014\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 124\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.42lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.29d","brand":"R. W. Mills","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48799489523967,"sku":"9780987834362","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/how-to-keep-your-legs-r-w-mills-9780987834362","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}