{"product_id":"how-to-poop-faster-truly-stories-9798286039722","title":"How to Poop Faster: Tips, Tricks, and Tools for a Faster Flush","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"I've been doing it wrong for 34 years. THIRTY-FOUR YEARS.\"\u003cbr\u003e\"Bought this as a joke. Turns out the joke was my entire digestive routine.\"\u003cbr\u003e\"My legs don't fall asleep anymore and honestly that alone was worth it.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAre you tired of stepping into the bathroom as a hopeful human and stepping out 30 minutes later hobbling around with numb legs like you aged 40 years in there - while your family quietly suspects you've been possessed by a poop demon?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen you're in luck. This book will fix your bathroom situation and \u003cb\u003esave you approximately 200 hours a year.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey always taught us about the birds and the bees, but never the poops and the pees... until now!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow to Poop Faster\u003c\/b\u003e blends the legitimate science of bowel movements with a bit of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eYou'll Learn: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe 10-second posture shift that makes your body go \"oh THAT'S what we're doing\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhy \"eating more fiber\" hasn't done anything, and what actually makes everything move faster\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe breathing pattern that tells your pelvic floor to relax and let things happen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhich common \"healthy\" foods are secretly constipating you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhy stress literally freezes your digestive system, and the stupidly simple mental trick that unfreezes it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe morning routine that makes your bathroom visits predictable instead of a daily surprise\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTravel survival tactics for unfamiliar bathrooms, questionable toilets, and that one guest bathroom where everyone can hear everything\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat to do on stubborn days when nothing's happening and you're trapped in the Negotiation Phase\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe exact foods, timing, and habits that turn you into someone who poops in record time, consistently\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants to poop smarter, faster, and with less struggle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFamilies tired of long, stressful toilet times\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eParents teaching kids better bathroom habits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAnd here's what nobody talks about...\u003c\/b\u003e the instant mental clarity boost for the day. A smooth bowel movement makes you feel lighter, clearer, and energized. A slow one? That sluggish feeling follows you everywhere. It's the gut-brain connection at work.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo let's do this. Your new simple bathroom routine = \u003cb\u003eGet in, get out, feel great.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's time to soar and crown a new fastest pooper in the house!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Truly Stories\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798286039722\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/01\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 246\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.74lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.52d","brand":"Truly Stories","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48743163232511,"sku":"9798286039722","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/how-to-poop-faster-truly-stories-9798286039722","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}