{"product_id":"how-to-survive-a-day-kit-wilde-9798191346731","title":"How to Survive a Day at Work Without Actually Working","description":"\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eHow to Survive a Day at Work Without Actually Working\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Workplace Survival Guide for Champions of Creative Inactivity\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAre you exhausted from pretending to look busy for eight hours straight? Tired of \"action items,\" \"pivot points,\" and \"circling back\"? Then this book is your new desk buddy.\u003cbr\u003eFrom fake typing skills to snack loop strategies, this laugh-out-loud office survival guide will teach you how to: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLook busy while doing absolutely nothing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaster the art of fake Zoom engagement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDisappear with dignity using emergency excuses\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuild fake spreadsheets that scare away accountability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd snack your way to end-of-day victory\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003eWhether you're a remote worker, cubicle warrior, or open-office escape artist, this is your go-to guide for surviving the 9-to-5 grind, without ever breaking a sweat.\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for fans of workplace humor, satire lovers, passive-aggressive professionals, and anyone who's ever whispered \u003ci\u003e\"This meeting could've been an email.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"How to Survive a Day at Work Without Actually Working\"\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate office survival manual for professionals who have mastered the art of doing nothing, without ever getting caught. Packed with humor, fake spreadsheets, strategic snack breaks, and expert-level Zoom nodding, this satirical guide teaches you how to thrive in the workplace with minimum effort and maximum style.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eIncludes bonus fake spreadsheet templates and absurd PowerPoint tips!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Kit Wilde\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798191346731\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/07\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 84\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.24lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.17d","brand":"Kit Wilde","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":50666090266879,"sku":"9798191346731","price":11.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/how-to-survive-a-day-kit-wilde-9798191346731","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}