{"product_id":"how-to-survive-a-horror-seth-grahame-smith-9781683691464","title":"How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills","description":"\u003cb\u003eWritten by the screenwriter and producer behind Stephen King's \u003ci\u003eIt\u003c\/i\u003e, and with an introduction by horror icon Wes Craven (\u003ci\u003eA Nightmare on Elm Street\u003c\/i\u003e), this is a hilarious must-read for any horror movie fan--and it just might save your life\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in an abandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everything is poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? If the answer is yes, you're probably trapped in a horror movie. But don't freak out--just read this book! With it you will learn how to overcome every obstacle found in scary films, including: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e - How to determine what type of horror film you're trapped in\u003cbr\u003e - The five types of slashers and how to defeat them\u003cbr\u003e - How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, and other haunted objects\u003cbr\u003e - How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, and other global threats\u003cbr\u003e - What to do if you did something last summer, if your corn has children in it, or if you suspect you're already dead \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e So don't be afraid: no vampire, zombie horde, cannibal hillbilly, Japanese vengeance ghost, or other horror movie monster can hurt you--as long as you have this book.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Seth Grahame-Smith\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1683691466\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781683691464\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Quirk Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/24\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 176\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.60lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 6.90h x 5.00w x 0.60d","brand":"Seth Grahame-Smith","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43996409856255,"sku":"9781683691464","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_e8f5bba2-f574-4d7d-a3b9-e370a5d1ff40.jpg?v=1683341529","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/how-to-survive-a-horror-seth-grahame-smith-9781683691464","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}