{"product_id":"hypothermia-is-not-an-excuse-thomas-tomazo-pagonis-9798283580050","title":"Hypothermia Is Not an Excuse: A Post-Titanic Guide to Love, Gender, Death, and Other Theatrical Disasters","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHypothermia Is Not an Excuse\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eA darkly absurd theatrical comedy where Macbeth meets Titanic-and everyone brings a knife to the séance.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThree delightfully deranged women-Lady Macbeth, Valeria Messalina, and Rosa DeWitt Bukater-discover an ancient spellbook and attempt to concoct the elixir of eternal youth. With bubbling cauldrons, chopped carrots, gender debates, and the sudden arrival of a shirtless Jack Dawson\/Genie, their vanity-fuelled magic spirals into glorious chaos. Set aboard the Titanic, this is a savage farce of murder, metamorphosis, and meta-theatre-where even the fourth wall isn't safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDisclaimer: \u003c\/b\u003e The infamous director James Cameron has absolutely not authorised his appearance in this play (but we may have used him anyway).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Thomas Tomazo Pagonis\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798283580050\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/11\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 84\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.21lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.17d","brand":"Thomas Tomazo Pagonis","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48851056984319,"sku":"9798283580050","price":9.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/hypothermia-is-not-an-excuse-thomas-tomazo-pagonis-9798283580050","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}