{"product_id":"i-am-not-a-vampire-darcy-miller-9780593903162","title":"I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore)","description":"\u003cb\u003eBeing a teenager bites--literally. When a classmate develops a thirst for blood, one girl must confront her secret supernatural past before things turn deadly. Fans counting down the days to the \u003ci\u003eBuffy the Vampire\u003c\/i\u003e reboot will sink their teeth into this dark and hilarious YA debut.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eHer past is back for blood.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMy goals for senior year were simple: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFind a prom dress I don't hate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpend as much time as possible with my amazing boyfriend Max (and my even \u003ci\u003emore \u003c\/i\u003eamazing best friend Sarita)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaybe try not to flunk history class\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy plans did NOT include: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBabysitting a newborn vampire--who also happens to be Max's annoying (and annoyingly cute) buddy Ezra\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFighting off my ex-boyfriend--who did I mention is immortal?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd generally worrying about death and blood and mayhem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTurning human was supposed to mean finally getting a second chance at a normal life. But ever since moving to Sunrise Harbor, Florida, \u003ci\u003enothing \u003c\/i\u003ehas been normal. What's worse is I actually made friends here. And when my dark past threatens to take it all away, well, being mortal totally sucks. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAward-winning author Darcy Miller makes her YA debut in this wise-cracking and witty entry that brings new blood to your favorite vampire tropes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Darcy Miller\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0593903161\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780593903162\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Random House Books for Young Readers\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/09\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 352\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.98lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.25h x 5.50w x 0.88d","brand":"Darcy Miller","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":47520861520127,"sku":"9780593903162","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_8e1ae053-9ba2-4609-9f90-9b24b43ab9ff.jpg?v=1762887433","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/i-am-not-a-vampire-darcy-miller-9780593903162","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}