{"product_id":"i-do-not-eat-children-marcus-cutler-9798855029499","title":"I Do Not Eat Children","description":"\u003cb\u003eA smooth-talking monster gets what's coming to him in this funny and slyly subversive picture book for fans of \u003ci\u003eThere's a Monster in Your Book \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eWe Don't Eat Our Classmates\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e A big orange creature lurks in a crowded playground...but don't worry! He would \u003ci\u003enever\u003c\/i\u003e eat a child. What do you think he is...a MONSTER? And kids are definitely \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e disappearing every time you turn a page. You're imagining things. The monster has nothing to hide; in fact, he loves children. And he would never, ever, \u003ci\u003eever\u003c\/i\u003e--oops! There goes another kid.... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e This laugh-out-loud story will keep readers guessing until the end, then send them straight back to the beginning to keep a close eye on the wily monster (and the one kid who knows exactly what he's up to). A great read aloud for bedtime (or anytime!), this silly and subversive picture book delivers poetic justice and giggles galore.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Marcus Cutler\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798855029499\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Bound to Stay Bound Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/20\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 33\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAccelerated Reader:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReading Level:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.8\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePoint Value:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.5\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eInterest Level:\u003c\/b\u003e Lower Grade\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eQuiz #\/Name: \u003c\/b\u003e556480 \/ I Do Not Eat Children\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Marcus Cutler","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":48743105790207,"sku":"9798855029499","price":21.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/i-do-not-eat-children-marcus-cutler-9798855029499","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}