{"product_id":"i-got-sex-at-comic-con-david-banner-9781475084375","title":"I Got Sex at Comic-Con: A Fanboy Comic Book Geek's Move from Loser to Player","description":"\u003cb\u003e* Newly Updated! *\u003cbr\u003eStop watching all the \u003ci\u003ejerks\u003c\/i\u003e get the \u003ci\u003eskirts!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eGeeks and chicks go together like Clark Kent and Kryptonite. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI'm a geek. And until this past Comic-Con, I was a typical, loser, fanboy, super-virgin. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis is my story. It works on many levels, but it WORKS. It works for YOU too. Because this is how I went from zero to hero and I wrote it like a textbook for you. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e- You'll stop watching jerks get skirts!\u003cbr\u003e- You'll learn to light fires that She desires!\u003cbr\u003e- You'll not stumble, but instead \u003ci\u003etumble\u003c\/i\u003e into situations where ladies want \u003ci\u003eyou\u003c\/i\u003e even IN the midst of jocks and jerks all around! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI tell my pitiful story of how awkward I was at the ripe age of 18 not having ever had a real date. I go into the horrid details because I've met too many men who were only weak boys like me. Boys who fantasize about being men so we dive into fictional lands but never into real girls' heads and beds. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI show you I'm your mirror image... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAfter I go into gory detail how painful the thought of asking a female out on a date was... I describe that fateful night at Carlos's Pizza where my best friend George introduced me to being a real man. An Alpha Man. And George was far worse than me before. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMy question as I gobbled my pizza was this: \"George, man, I never see you any more! We don't have classes together, but we never had to work so hard to get together!\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHe replied: \"I've been dating way too much to hang out with you; sorry. I need to stop going out with so many skirts so we can spend more time together.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMy world shook to its core with his answer. As the night progressed, I learned everything I thought I knew about women was a lie. And everything I knew about George wouldn't be the same again. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eGeorge told me why he had no time to spend. Geeky, loser, George. George was getting laid. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI stared at my friend George... but looking at a god. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eYou Will Be a \u003ci\u003ePlayer\u003c\/i\u003e - Fast\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHere's my textbook for you. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eGeorge taught me how to get women... and he's a lousy teacher. I mastered it and took it farther than George ever did. I'm a better teacher too. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAdmit it. You're as lonely as I was. Surrounded by graphic novels. Friday nights spent role-playing fantasy games with buddies. Not only have you never gotten to third base with a girl you maybe haven't even kissed one if your mother doesn't count... and she doesn't. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI'm going to make you a stud. This is NO joke. If you have no idea how to talk to women, I'm going to show you: \u003cbr\u003e- How to approach them\u003cbr\u003e- Where to stand\u003cbr\u003e- What to say\u003cbr\u003e- How to say it\u003cbr\u003eYou won't have to think. As a matter of fact, thinking is your primary problem. I'll program you like JavaScript. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eYou won't stutter or falter because you'll learn exactly Step 1, Step 2, and so on. It doesn't matter what she says in response, you stick to the program - you get the girl. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis Only Works on the Hotties\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe best part? You know girls you settled for, the 4's and 5's that were \u003ci\u003estill\u003c\/i\u003e too good for you to ask out? All this material doesn't work on them. I'm proof. This training you're about to embark on works \u003ci\u003eonly\u003c\/i\u003e on 9's, 9.5's and mostly on the 10's. Women light-years from possible. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI'm not exaggerating or lying. I feel your pain buddy. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI'm sick and tired of jerks getting the skirts. It's time Nice Guys learned what buttons to push on a babe's attraction dashboard. You'll wish I'd written this long before now. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf I had this book, I'd gotten laid sooner than I did. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut this is the story of me, what George taught me, me teaching you, and then it culminates into my time a few months ago at Comic-Con when in under 8 months I went from fanboy loser to winner with the most astounding girl I ever knew existed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e David Banner\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1475084374\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781475084375\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/07\/2012\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 158\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.36lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.34d","brand":"David Banner","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48622427373823,"sku":"9781475084375","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/i-got-sex-at-comic-con-david-banner-9781475084375","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}