{"product_id":"i-just-want-to-be-suzanne-fleet-9780988408043","title":"I Just Want to Be Alone","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHave you ever felt like you needed some time alone? Maybe a little time to yourself?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen pick up a copy of the second volume in the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling \u003ci\u003eI Just Want to Pee Alone\u003c\/i\u003e series! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't get us wrong, we love the men in our lives - we do (most of the time). It's just that sometimes we would like them to go away. Not forever or anything like that. Just for an hour ... or a day ... or a weekend. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe want some time to ourselves to read a good book or take a walk or do anything other than try to make a dent in the never ending mound of dirty clothes that keeps piling up on his side of the bed. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe just want to be alone. All alone. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs that too much to ask? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eI Just Want to Be Alone\u003c\/i\u003e is a collection of humorous essays from 37 of the most Super Cool Lady Writers you'll find on the web. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIncluding: \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople I Want to Punch in the Throat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Baby Sideburns\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAK Turner \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMy Husband Ate All My Ice Cream\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBad Parenting Moments. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRead hilarious essays like: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpen Letter To My Son (Or: Your Mother's Top 10 List of Ways Not to Be a Douchebag Husband)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExploding With Love, Literally\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRomance is Overrated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLife With the Thin Guy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDear Magnolia, Should I Marry This Man?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Suzanne Fleet, A. K. Turner, Abby Heugel\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 098840804X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780988408043\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Throat_punch Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/01\/2014\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 210\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.69lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.48d","brand":"Suzanne Fleet","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46962533662975,"sku":"9780988408043","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_56a0fa36-c9c9-45c4-b3f0-1a3168d3cd1d.jpg?v=1750651740","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/i-just-want-to-be-suzanne-fleet-9780988408043","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}