{"product_id":"i-zombie-christopher-artinian-9798197779267","title":"I, Zombie","description":"This thing. This thing. This damn thing. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis condition. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis curse. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIt gave birth to the writer in me. It gave birth to a thousand fantastical and horrifying stories. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHow was I to know one of them would come true? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHow was I to know that hell would come crashing down on us all, on every man, woman and child on the planet? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHow was I to know a reanimating virus would tear our world apart? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHow was I to know that today would bring me the greatest happiness, sadness and fear I've ever experienced? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHow was I to know that I would strike terror, dread and torment into the hearts of so many by just being me? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHow was I to know? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis damn thing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Christopher Artinian\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798197779267\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/25\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 216\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.43lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.54d","brand":"Christopher Artinian","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48659942473983,"sku":"9798197779267","price":13.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/i-zombie-christopher-artinian-9798197779267","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}