{"product_id":"idiot-farm-susie-mattox-9781952474200","title":"Idiot Farm","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Summer of 1972\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Vietnam War rages on, and Daddy signed up to fight. Now he's gone missing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMama dumped me and my brother, Willie, at my grandmother's farm in Haley, Alabama, while she takes my little sister, Sunny, all over the state to compete in Little Miss beauty pageants. Me and Willie ain't the only ones staying here, either. Ida Mae takes care of a bushel of reject kids the state can't find a home for. Idiots. All of 'em. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere's a serial killer on the loose targeting pretty little girls... ones that win Little Miss beauty pageants. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh. And there's a monster in the cellar.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf I'd been in Vietnam instead of stuck on my grandmother's rundown crap of a farm in the summer of '72, I would've known what to do with the monster in her cellar.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI would've nuked it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Susie Mattox\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1952474205\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781952474200\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Wordcrafts Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/04\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 366\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.92lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.82d","brand":"Susie Mattox","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48486500237567,"sku":"9781952474200","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_498b4958-16b7-4412-9535-9e881e481aee.jpg?v=1778055718","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/idiot-farm-susie-mattox-9781952474200","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}