{"product_id":"if-giraffes-were-real-uncle-andrew-9798888124703","title":"If Giraffes Were Real","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere's no such thing as a horse with a horn, but there is such a thing as a leopard horse with a ten-foot long neck? Absurd, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIf Giraffes Were Real\u003c\/em\u003e takes that absurdity and runs with it as a satirical work meant to amuse children and parents alike. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUncle Andrew, if you know him, either is your uncle, or isn't. If you address him as \"My dear, Uncle,\" in person or in a letter, he will more often than not be confused, especially if he is not your uncle-as is the case of the majority of the human race, and indeed the majority of all species on this earth. He is brother to two other uncles, as well as one or two aunts. He resides closer to his own uncle than to any of his uncle's other nephews, but not closer to his uncle's uncle than they. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Uncle Andrew\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 8888124705\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798888124703\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Dorrance Publishing Co.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/10\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 30\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.27lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 11.00w x 0.08d","brand":"Uncle Andrew","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44491441144063,"sku":"9798888124703","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_fc9fa3f1-3ac6-4f01-b53d-49c97445adea.jpg?v=1699451215","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/if-giraffes-were-real-uncle-andrew-9798888124703","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}