{"product_id":"if-i-was-a-good-gordon-murray-9798268315127","title":"If I Was a Good Barista: A Handbook of Burnt Fingers, Misheard Orders, and Pretending Latte Art Is a Personality","description":"\u003cp\u003eBehind every foamy latte and perfectly poured cappuccino is a barista just trying to survive another day of endless orders, spilled milk, and customers who insist their \"extra hot, half-caf, oat milk, no-foam mocha\" is simple.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis hilarious book serves up \u003cb\u003e80 sarcastic tips\u003c\/b\u003e, each paired with a short, laugh-out-loud scenario that every barista (and coffee lover) will find painfully relatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e☕ The unspoken rule: latte art counts as a personality trait.\u003cbr\u003e☕ Customer translation guide: \"Not too sweet\" means \"add five pumps of syrup.\"\u003cbr\u003e☕ Why baristas should get hazard pay for touching 200-degree steam wands.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside you'll get: \u003cbr\u003e✔️ A witty, sarcastic \"tip\" about the joys and chaos of coffee shop life\u003cbr\u003e✔️ A short, funny real-life-style example\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnjoy it one tip at a time on your coffee break-or binge all 80 while pulling a caffeine-fueled closing shift. Either way, this book is your survival manual for life behind the espresso machine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect as a funny gift for baristas, coffee shop workers, café managers, or anyone whose blood type is officially \"cold brew.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Gordon Murray\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798268315127\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/03\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 84\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.20lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.17d","brand":"Gordon Murray","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47965501292799,"sku":"9798268315127","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_039387bc-e4c2-43b6-b15b-62c44db0ebbe.jpg?v=1767280994","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/if-i-was-a-good-gordon-murray-9798268315127","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}