{"product_id":"if-i-were-god-p-a-brook-9780998430430","title":"If I Were God...: The World Would Get a Swift Kick in the Butt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWitty Insights and Rants on Serious Issues and Other Things That Just Piss Us Off\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat number do you press to exact revenge after that voice throws you into the Twilight Zone of voice response systems?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo you like getting junk mail?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDid you know becoming a citizen of the United States does not require learning English?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCan sex really be an addiction?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShould we legalize prostitution? End of life suicide?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat would your travel ban look like?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShould we throw parents in jail with their felonious children?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo you care that fish fart to communicate? Or why we think quail sex is relevant to human beings? A lot of our hard earned money is used by scientists who just had to find out. Those are just two examples of the many studies trashed in a rant about useless research.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIf I Were God...\u003c\/em\u003e is a witty and thoughtful exposé on things in life that just don't make sense and what could be done about them. We have all had that \"If I were God\" moment when something pisses us off and we know we have a cure. Open the pages and find mine. You may not always agree, but you will be entertained.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the author of \u003cem\u003eOh Shit! I'm Over 50 and Single\u003c\/em\u003e, this next book is certain to make all ages think hard about today's controversial issues, and laugh even harder.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e P. a. Brook\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0998430439\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780998430430\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Rated P Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/17\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 372\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.09lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.77d","brand":"P. a. Brook","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48483842982143,"sku":"9780998430430","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_5beb18d0-29c2-495c-9842-82c014855d1c.jpg?v=1778040943","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/if-i-were-god-p-a-brook-9780998430430","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}