{"product_id":"if-my-dogs-were-a-the-oatmeal-9781449433529","title":"If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men","description":"\u003cb\u003eFrom the Eisner Award-winning creator of \u003ci\u003eThe Oatmeal\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003cb\u003e#1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author\u003c\/b\u003e of \u003ci\u003eHow to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You\u003c\/i\u003e comes this charmingly absurd gift book about man's best friend.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn \u003ci\u003eIf My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men\u003c\/i\u003e, Matthew Inman imagines, to hilarious effect, what life would be like if his dogs were a couple of old men running around his house. The result is a pitch-perfect gift for any dog owner. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e The Oatmeal, Matthew Inman\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1449433529\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781449433529\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Andrews McMeel Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/26\/2017\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 36\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.40lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 6.10h x 6.10w x 0.40d","brand":"The Oatmeal","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":44047993241855,"sku":"9781449433529","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_70049876-0de9-4eca-a8fa-8b48eb63555e.jpg?v=1684993298","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/if-my-dogs-were-a-the-oatmeal-9781449433529","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}