{"product_id":"if-these-walls-could-talk-rachel-toalson-9781946193445","title":"If These Walls Could Talk","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon't worry about us; we're doing just fine.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn the parenting world, we readily adjust our masks, pretend we're having a grand old time, do anything we can to avoid admitting that sometimes we don't know what we're doing, sometimes we question our sanity, sometimes we think our kids might be breaking us. Judgment is rife and large in the parenting world, and we dare not say anything vulnerable, lest we be cast into The Bad Parent Camp.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStaring down that very judgment, Rachel opens up the doors of her home and lets the madness spill into the streets. With her characteristic wit and hilarity, Rachel shares her family's most frequent battles (technology time and leaving the house), their failures, their pressure points, their abundant annoyances, and her loudest insecurities as a mother. But even with its ample humor, \u003cem\u003eIf These Walls Could Talk\u003c\/em\u003e is a powerful commentary on modern parenting with a hopeful message: we're all doing the best we can--and that's enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIf These Walls Could Talk\u003c\/em\u003e includes humorous essays like: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo Much for a Yell-Free Year\u003cbr\u003e A Realistic Look at Having a Large Family\u003cbr\u003e Welcome to Minecraft Motherhood\u003cbr\u003e No Sane Parent Ever Did it All\u003cbr\u003e What Silence Means in the Life of a Parent\u003cbr\u003e The Madness of Traveling with Children\u003cbr\u003e The Mysterious Lure of Screens: a Love\/Hate Story\u003cbr\u003e 8 Steps that Comprise a Strong-Willed Child's Meltdown\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eand many more.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHailed as \"The Erma Bombeck of a new parenting generation,\" Rachel's fifth full-length book of humor essays will simultaneously amuse and soothe modern parents with the bolstering knowledge that they are not alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRachel is the wife of one man and the mother of six young sons who daily give her inspiration for comical essays. Her work can often be found on Huff Post Parents, Scary Mommy, Babble, and Motherly. She lives with all her males in San Antonio, Texas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Rachel Toalson\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1946193445\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781946193445\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Batlee Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/17\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 324\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.91lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.73d","brand":"Rachel Toalson","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48445943415039,"sku":"9781946193445","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_243d19b0-ced3-414a-96ef-a7be420d4265.jpg?v=1777221654","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/if-these-walls-could-talk-rachel-toalson-9781946193445","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}