{"product_id":"if-you-could-haunt-your-ethan-renoe-9798218506704","title":"If you could haunt your house forever, second edition","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat happened at Crum Hill?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho are the Tall People?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhere is Stitches Cactus Farm?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDiscover the answers to these questions and more in If You Could Haunt Your House Forever. This collection of stories is odd, weird, creepy, and anything but ordinary. A mysterious Trainman tells you not to whisper, while a deranged taxi driver in Detroit keeps a lethal secret under the driver's seat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book is not for kids.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere are pro-life parables and existential escapes; multiple homicides and numerous twist endings. Right when you think you've got a handle on the story, turn the page and see it take a sharp turn. I'll even tell you now: There's something in the water at the Pig Farm, The Misymphomiacs are hiding something, And you'd better prepare for The Event.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Ethan Renoe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798218506704\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Ethan Renoe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/03\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 358\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.00lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.80d","brand":"Ethan Renoe","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46489456148735,"sku":"9798218506704","price":15.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_c881fb94-3014-4414-a970-2b4caa34ef8d.jpg?v=1736953604","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/if-you-could-haunt-your-ethan-renoe-9798218506704","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}