{"product_id":"if-you-give-a-bear-sam-miserendino-9781510733961","title":"If You Give a Bear a Bong","description":"\u003cb\u003eLight up and laugh out loud at this adult parody of a favorite children's series. A hilarious gift for your favorite stoner.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"If you've ever thought about getting high with a bear, you should definitely read Sam Miserendino's parody, \u003ci\u003eIf You Give A Bear A Bong\u003c\/i\u003e. In fact, you should probably read it even if you've never been tempted to share a bong with a bear, because the bud-loving bear in Sam's book will, no doubt, remind you of someone you know. Maybe even someone you know really, really well (think person in the mirror).\" --\u003ci\u003eHigh Times\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e A humorous play off of the bestselling \u003ci\u003eIf You Give a Moose a Muffin\u003c\/i\u003e, this book tells the story of a bear that had just one too many bong hits. Following the success of other adult-themed parodies of children's books, like \u003ci\u003eGo the F*ck to Sleep\u003c\/i\u003e, author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Featuring gorgeous full-color illustrations by illustrator Mike Odum that accompany the text, this heartwarming cautionary tale informs readers of the dangers of mixing marijuana and large mammals.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Sam Miserendino\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1510733965\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781510733961\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Skyhorse Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/03\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 80\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.70lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.90h x 8.00w x 0.50d","brand":"Sam Miserendino","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44051464061183,"sku":"9781510733961","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_430840bb-9765-4760-8210-571c7857e0d2.jpg?v=1685013257","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/if-you-give-a-bear-sam-miserendino-9781510733961","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}