{"product_id":"ihuman-paul-hawkins-9780956965622","title":"iHuman: User Guide","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Shines with bone-dry British humour\"\u003c\/strong\u003e - Ivo Kaufmann, \u003cem\u003eORF\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHuman beings are probably the most fun thing it is possible to be on Earth. However, through a unique combination of advanced features like \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eBrain, Thumbs and Bipedal Erection Technology(TM)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e, they are also the most complex, which is why you can't just point one blindly in the direction of society, slap it on the bum, and hope for the best.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIndeed, as the very latest model of monkey-style primate available, you will not have to worry so much about nature's ongoing, simpler little problems like \u003cem\u003egetting eaten\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003ewinter\u003c\/em\u003e, but can instead focus on the generally trickier endeavour of trying to make your life as nice, complicated and ridiculous as possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't worry, this instruction manual is here to help. With advice on \u003cstrong\u003eHardware\u003c\/strong\u003e \u0026amp; \u003cstrong\u003eTrouble-Shooting\u003c\/strong\u003e (\u003cem\u003e\"If you can't feel your legs, it's possible you have woken up without arms\"\u003c\/em\u003e), \u003cstrong\u003eSoftware\u003c\/strong\u003e \u0026amp; \u003cstrong\u003eOperating Systems\u003c\/strong\u003e (\u003cem\u003e\"Men are slightly bigger than women, which has historically been enough to convince them that they should be in charge of everything\"\u003c\/em\u003e), and \u003cstrong\u003eOperation\u003c\/strong\u003e \u0026amp; \u003cstrong\u003eUpgrades\u003c\/strong\u003e (\u003cem\u003e\"Most humans have something called a job, which is where they go in the day so they can afford somewhere to go at night\"\u003c\/em\u003e), this missing handbook for the modern \u003cem\u003eHomo Sapien\u003c\/em\u003e experience will ensure you get the most fun, novelty and even fulfilment out of your amazing slice of time on the liveliest planet in the solar system.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis regularly hilarious, surprisingly thoughtful, and lovingly-illustrated book from \u003cem\u003eDer Spiegel\u003c\/em\u003e best-selling author and illustrator \u003cstrong\u003ePaul Hawkins\u003c\/strong\u003e is sure to have you giggling inappropriately on public transport, quoting passages to friends, and marvelling afresh at the forgotten absurdities of modern life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Paul Hawkins\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0956965628\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780956965622\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Albatross Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/19\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 146\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.33lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.81h x 5.06w x 0.31d","brand":"Paul Hawkins","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48441398657279,"sku":"9780956965622","price":12.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_803abcaf-07ae-488d-bab5-e6a5465b5560.jpg?v=1777190636","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/ihuman-paul-hawkins-9780956965622","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}