{"product_id":"inflatable-timothy-welch-9798294320218","title":"Inflatable: A story of forbidden love, flailing arms, and slightly used sedans.","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThey were made for dancing.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eThey were destined to flail.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eThey never expected to fall... in love.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJack is just your average cornflower blue inflatable tube man-flexible, loyal, and deeply committed to drawing attention to low-interest financing. Across the boulevard, Jill waves with unmatched grace outside a rival dealership, her synthetic smile hiding a longing only Jack seems to understand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut when a pirate-themed dealership sails into town on a fell wind, bringing with it an unholy inflatable parrot and a storm of marketing madness, Jack and Jill's forbidden lot-to-lot romance is swept up into an epic battle for love, loyalty, and leverage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eArmed only with air and unshakable conviction, Jack must face the chaos if he wants to rescue his love in this comic tale of witty remarks, wacky characters, and impeccable narration. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eHilarious, heartfelt, and completely full of hot air, \u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci\u003eInflatable\u003c\/i\u003e is a delightfully absurd romantic adventure perfect for fans of action, humor, and discount balloon arches.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Timothy Welch\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798294320218\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/26\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 46\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.12lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.10d","brand":"Timothy Welch","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49169908859135,"sku":"9798294320218","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/inflatable-timothy-welch-9798294320218","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}