{"product_id":"injecting-chocolate-and-other-fairly-jan-kaarsvlam-9781300410744","title":"Injecting Chocolate and Other Fairly Stupid Ideas","description":"Bill Boerman-Cornell is a man on a mission; a variety of them, in fact. From e-mailing ProFlowers.com about injecting himself with sweets to asking if pregnancy massage will help with his stretch marks, Boerman-Cornell has left an indelible impression on dozens of unsuspecting correspondents. Now he can make one on you. In an absurd series of e-mails, the lonely competitive eater of lore poses the questions you've always wanted to ask but never dared: does FedEx ever ship live human beings? Is there such a thing as a were-wombat, and does my daughter show symptoms of having been bitten? Is the Sasquatch an endangered species, and if not, when does bowhunting season open? Writer Jan Kaarsvlam provides a glimpse into a bizarre world where gregarious pets are banned from internet message boards and corporate executives wake up in a cold sweat, waiting for unbidden film crews to arrive on their doorstep. He invites you along for the trip, a trip you won't regret.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jan Kaarsvlam\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1300410744\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781300410744\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Lulu.com\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/29\/2012\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 98\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.34lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.23d","brand":"Jan Kaarsvlam","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49162188456191,"sku":"9781300410744","price":10.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/injecting-chocolate-and-other-fairly-jan-kaarsvlam-9781300410744","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}