{"product_id":"its-not-easy-being-orange-christian-kelly-9780578590110","title":"It's Not Easy Being Orange","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's Not Easy Being Orange is a political satire in the style of Dr Seuss. \u003cbr\u003e It's a fun frolicy tome which kinda runs loose!\u003cbr\u003e I wrote it at first, \u003cbr\u003e To make people laugh.\u003cbr\u003e But I do it now\u003cbr\u003e to sell autographs.\u003cbr\u003e My greatest desire, \u003cbr\u003e is to help people see.\u003cbr\u003e We can say what we want, \u003cbr\u003e in the land of the free.\u003cbr\u003e It's got #metoo\u003cbr\u003e and douchebaggery.\u003cbr\u003e Statues of pigs and\u003cbr\u003e a note about Xi.\u003cbr\u003e All of the things\u003cbr\u003e he wants us to fear, \u003cbr\u003e like a caravan of Mexicans\u003cbr\u003e and they're all coming here!\u003cbr\u003e The QR on the back\u003cbr\u003e I suggest that you scan\u003cbr\u003e it's a fun little song\u003cbr\u003e about little hands.\u003cbr\u003e So I hope that you buy\u003cbr\u003e my fun little book;\u003cbr\u003e and find many a giggle\u003cbr\u003e in the trip that we took!\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Christian Kelly\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0578590115\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780578590110\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Christian Kelly\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/07\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 38\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.50lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.25d","brand":"Christian Kelly","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":48437930918143,"sku":"9780578590110","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_d85c1cb2-6455-41c5-b0e5-cbc61ca8676b.jpg?v=1777167659","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/its-not-easy-being-orange-christian-kelly-9780578590110","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}