{"product_id":"its-the-thought-that-he-kitty-weiss-9798284568675","title":"It's the Thought That He Didn't Have That Counts: Married Life with a Man Who Still Doesn't Get It","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHe forgot your birthday. Again.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHe brought home a vacuum as a gift.\u003cbr\u003eHe thinks \"I'll do it later\" counts as follow-through.\u003cbr\u003eWelcome to married life with a man who \u003ci\u003estill\u003c\/i\u003e doesn't get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this hilariously relatable collection of essays, Kitty Weiss serves up a sharp, laugh-out-loud look at the chaos, confusion, and comedy of long-term relationships. Whether it's faking surprise at your own party, finding socks in the couch cushions, or trying to decode the mysterious male brain, this book proves one thing: you're not alone - and you're not crazy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIf you've ever: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eBought your own birthday cake\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlanned your own \"surprise\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeen hugged for exactly three seconds\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eOr heard \"what's wrong?\" after doing the dishes yourself...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is your book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHonest, outrageous, and deeply funny, \u003ci\u003eIt's the Thought That He Didn't Have That Counts\u003c\/i\u003e is perfect for every woman who's ever loved a man... and wanted to strangle him just a little.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Kitty Weiss\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798284568675\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/20\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 96\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.31lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.23d","brand":"Kitty Weiss","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49169418551551,"sku":"9798284568675","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/its-the-thought-that-he-kitty-weiss-9798284568675","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}