{"product_id":"jingle-me-balls-robyn-peterman-9781653843152","title":"Jingle Me Balls: Sea Shenanigans Book Six","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat in the salty seas could be more important than presents at Christmas time? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTis' Christmas time on Mystical Isle and just like the fat bastard in red, I've made a list and now I shall check it... \u003ci\u003etwice. \u003c\/i\u003eYeah, twice. I might wear a diaper, but I'm not an arse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBattle the human women in sweatpants and snow boots for electronics on Black Friday. Check.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCover each palm tree in lights even though the Mermaids insist they look phallic. Check. By the way, what does phallic mean? Never mind. Check.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMoving on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWeave a Christmas tale during family story time on the beach, have a family portrait made in the special sweaters I pilfered, and write a letter to Santa. I mean, fat bastard... Check.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlanning activities that may end in bloodshed. Check. That's what I call a yuletide win, so check-check.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt seems I have everything under control and Christmas on Mystical Isle will be unforgettable, or I'm not the Well-Hung God of the Sea, Poseidon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd I am. Check.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Robyn Peterman\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1653843152\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781653843152\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/31\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 138\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.40lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.32d","brand":"Robyn Peterman","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44067511173375,"sku":"9781653843152","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_7b0e64b8-f132-4270-bd9f-16c6a4db9981.jpg?v=1685413671","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/jingle-me-balls-robyn-peterman-9781653843152","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}