{"product_id":"joe-jurassic-jamie-k-schmidt-9798235450981","title":"Joe Jurassic","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne Man. One Dream. Zero Credibility.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen Buck Joseph, former monster truck driver turned \"dino-entrepreneur,\" opens \u003cem\u003eThunder Valley Dino-tainment Park\u003c\/em\u003e, he promises thrills, spills, and a hands-on encounter with creatures that definitely should not exist.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eArmed with a leash, a lighter, and way too much confidence, Buck's roadside empire is a glitter-soaked disaster barely holding together. But when a baby T-Rex bites his hand off during a livestream, the internet crowns him king of e-reptile dysfunction-and reality TV comes knocking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoon, Buck is wrestling fame, prehistoric livestock, and a teeny raptor with diva energy, all while the park teeters on the edge of total combustion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith sponsors bailing, chaos rising, and his dreams literally going up in smoke, Buck has one last shot: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA live, pay-per-view dinosaur battle royale.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause in Thunder Valley, extinction is just a marketing strategy. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e⭐☆☆☆☆\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"You get what you pay for, and apparently I paid for tetanus.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-\u003cem\u003eBrenda L., Fort Worth, TX\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBrought my twins for the \"Raptor Petting Zoo.\" Left with a strong suspicion those weren't actual raptors. One of them hissed \"Karen\" at me before stealing my purse. Security offered me a coupon for a churro. The churro was also a mistake. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e⭐⭐⭐☆☆\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Chaos. Mayhem. A surprising amount of glitter.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-\u003cem\u003eDerek S., Albuquerque, NM\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf you like your dinosaurs with side-eye and sideboob, this is the place. The T-Rex had a mullet and what I \u003cem\u003ethink\u003c\/em\u003e was a grill. Pretty sure the Triceratops was vaping. My kids had the time of their lives. My wife has not spoken to me since. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e⭐☆☆☆☆\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Saw a dino fight a raccoon over a funnel cake. Would not return.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-\u003cem\u003eLinda M., Sarasota, FL\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe velociraptor had a nose ring and kept trying to sell me crypto. Buck rode in on a Segway dressed as a Flintstone and shouted \"Welcome to the THUNDERDOME!\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"So bad it looped back around to amazing.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-\u003cem\u003eKyle W., Austin, TX\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWas it safe? No.\u003cbr\u003eWas it sanitary? Also no. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e⭐⭐☆☆☆\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Dino-sized disappointment.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-\u003cem\u003eTanya B., Tulsa, OK\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe stegosaurus photobombed our family portrait by vomiting behind my husband. Somehow, still better than Chuck E. Cheese. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"A spiritual journey.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-\u003cem\u003eEthan G., Portland, OR\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWent ironically. Stayed unironically. Buck signed my forehead with a Sharpie and whispered \"We're all extinct on the inside.\" 10\/10 would emotionally unravel here again.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jamie K. Schmidt\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798235450981\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Jamie K. Schmidt\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/01\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 230\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.60lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.52d","brand":"Jamie K. Schmidt","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":50665463382271,"sku":"9798235450981","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/joe-jurassic-jamie-k-schmidt-9798235450981","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}