{"product_id":"john-laws-ticketbook-john-e-law-9780934523813","title":"John Law's Ticketbook!: Write a Ticket to the Rude and Obnoxious!","description":"Have you ever encountered a friend or a stranger, who was rude, thoughtless, self-obsessed or just a pain in the ass? If so, we have just the ticket for your salvation. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eClick on the cover and Look Inside This Book to see the tickets, each one replete a litany of written remarks setting forth your complaint. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSimply put a checkmark in the box alongside the appropriate remark(s). \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBelow the litany of remarks is a spot where you can also write a narrative specifically describing your complaint. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThen, the last half of the book is a bonus section with a different ticket you can issue to those selfish folks who park unlawfully in a handicapped only spot. It features a distinctive Handicapped Parking Emblem. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo next time someone violate the social contract: Namely, edge takers, chiselers, parking space stealers, road ragers, bad drivers, snippy fast food workers, bad bosses, line jumpers, a doctor who kept you waiting too long or the rude cop who just gave you a traffic ticket write them a ticket, Write them a ticket. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTruth be told, once you have written a ticket you don't have to serve it. A valid and wise alternative would be to simply crumple it up and throw it away. This for the simple reason that writing a ticket is an effective way to vent anger and to provide catharsis. Is there any need to actually serve it. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn the alternative, if someone is kind, or a waitress gives good service, write them a ticket, applaud their humanity.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e John E. Law\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0934523819\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780934523813\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Middle Coast Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/04\/2017\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 58\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.20lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.12d","brand":"John E. Law","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48441387876607,"sku":"9780934523813","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_ac0d58fd-13d4-4de5-97ba-648d2513eb78.jpg?v=1777190573","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/john-laws-ticketbook-john-e-law-9780934523813","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}