{"product_id":"just-me-george-nelson-9798301433122","title":"Just Me: The Diary of a Modest Narcissit","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIARY OF A MODEST NARCISSIST: Hilariously Honest, Painfully Relatable, and Almost Too Brilliant (But Not Quite)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the wildly entertaining, laugh-out-loud diary of someone who's both utterly modest and completely full of themselves-\u003ci\u003eThe Diary of a Modest Narcissist\u003c\/i\u003e. If that title alone didn't hook you, don't worry. This book will.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, you'll find: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eLife Lessons Gone Wrong: \u003c\/b\u003e Discover how overthinking, awkward encounters, and bad decisions can somehow be turned into wisdom. (Or close enough.)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eUnsolicited Opinions: \u003c\/b\u003e Because nothing screams modesty like assuming everyone cares about your take on gym memberships, ghosts, and failed meditation attempts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePainful Truths (That Are Also Funny): \u003c\/b\u003e From the existential dread of recurring nightmares to why houseplants hate you, this book dives deep into the things we're all too afraid to admit-while making you laugh until your abs hurt.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eOver-the-Top Humility: \u003c\/b\u003e Just a humble narcissist over here, casually letting you know this is the funniest book you'll read this year. (You're welcome.)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Diary of a Modest Narcissist\u003c\/i\u003e is for anyone who's ever tried to figure out life, failed spectacularly, and turned their missteps into comedy gold. It's part memoir, part stand-up routine, and entirely relatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause deep down, you know you deserve a book as funny as this. Plus, it's cheaper than therapy and way more entertaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book may cause public displays of laughter, knowing nods of agreement, and the uncontrollable urge to share it with everyone you know. Side effects include feeling seen, inspired, and slightly more fabulous than before.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuy your copy today\u003c\/b\u003e-and treat yourself to a diary that's way more fun than your own. Or don't. But you'll be missing out on the best decision you didn't know you needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e George Nelson\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798301433122\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/26\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 162\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.42lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.37d","brand":"George Nelson","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49166718042367,"sku":"9798301433122","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/just-me-george-nelson-9798301433122","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}