{"product_id":"keeping-the-universe-straight-diane-seal-allen-9781976567667","title":"Keeping the Universe Straight: A Mother's Book of Lists","description":"\u003cp\u003eDiane Seal Allen began to suspect she was in trouble when son number three arrived. When son number four came along, she was convinced of it. Son number five showed up just to put the icing on a cake made of chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIn an admittedly desperate attempt to impose some order on her life, Diane kept lists. Not grocery lists or to-do lists-no, Diane kept lists of things concerning her family, such as things she never thought she'd hear herself say (\"It's hard to enjoy a dead gerbil\"), questions her sons asked (\"Which one is both of these?\"), and inappropriate topics for dinner debate (whether spitting is a bodily function or entertainment).\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThese are lists any parent can look at and think, \"Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt, and cleaned up the mess.\" Diane's lists are hilariously honest and surprisingly poignant. Her lists are memories of times long gone when the five accomplished young men she raised argued over what was lying squished in the road and thought turning off the light was considered an acceptable way to clean the kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Diane Seal Allen\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1976567661\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781976567667\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/12\/2017\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 134\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.32lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.99h x 5.24w x 0.29d","brand":"Diane Seal Allen","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48440227561727,"sku":"9781976567667","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_4c2c6a12-e533-4c50-b3e6-2a5ca62f3e51.jpg?v=1777181034","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/keeping-the-universe-straight-diane-seal-allen-9781976567667","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}