{"product_id":"kids-are-turds-jenny-schoberl-9781510704978","title":"Kids Are Turds: Brutally Honest Humor for the Pooped-Out Parent","description":"When do you know for sure that you've become a parent? For Jenny Schoberl, it wasn't when a human fell out of her lady parts or the first time her baby said \"Mama.\" It was when she found herself, a grown woman, hiding in the bathroom to eat a candy bar, just so she didn't have to share. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eParenthood changes people's lives in horrifying and inevitable ways. No matter how hard you resist, you soon find yourself being \u003ci\u003ethat\u003c\/i\u003e parent far too often to deny it. It won't be long before mom jeans and minivans are calling your name. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDiscussing bowel movements over dinner? Guilty. Peeing with an audience? Check. Grocery shopping alone? Sounds like a tropical vacation  Watching cartoons hours after the kids have gone to bed? Now your only hobby  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhat do you do when motherhood turns you into someone you hardly recognize? When you open your mouth and, holy hell, \u003ci\u003eyour\u003c\/i\u003e mother comes out? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eKids Are Turds\u003c\/i\u003e proves that you don't need to be Super-Mom to be a \"good\" mom (whatever that is), but you absolutely do need a sense of humor to get through the hard days. Either that, or you can give in, yank up your mom jeans, and rock a mile-long camel toe. So for the love of retinas everywhere, \u003ci\u003ebe strong\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jenny Schoberl\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1510704973\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781510704978\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Skyhorse Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/05\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 204\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.50lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.20h x 5.40w x 0.70d","brand":"Jenny Schoberl","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44078368096511,"sku":"9781510704978","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_1f5b6a38-5380-40e2-b5f3-27c7b3f155d2.jpg?v=1685475102","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/kids-are-turds-jenny-schoberl-9781510704978","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}