{"product_id":"king-george-the-third-grader-drew-wohlford-9798267004510","title":"King George The Third Grader","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat if the weirdest kid in school held the key to a secret even history forgot? Meet George Gwen: third-grade daydreamer, cosmic cupcake baker, and (unwilling) heir to King George III's so-called \"madness.\" Armed with a spray-painted Burger King crown and a teddy bear named Sir Fluffington, George's life flips upside down when silver-haired janitor Miss Holmes reveals a rusty cart that \u003ci\u003etime-travels\u003c\/i\u003e. Suddenly, George's ancestor isn't just a dusty portrait-he's a star-obsessed king who talks to horses and dodges palace bullies. Sound familiar?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut magic has its limits. Between glitching time machines, a \"Dethrone George\" club led by loudmouth Tommy, and a dad struggling with grief, George learns real royalty isn't about thrones-it's about guts. Like sneaking into museums to steal back royal heirlooms (\u003ci\u003e\"It's not theft, it's time repair!\"\u003c\/i\u003e), turning fire drills into leadership quests, and facing his biggest fear: running for class president against Ava, who vows to ban \"weirdo games.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith Maya, the science-queen sidekick, and Miss Holmes's cryptic advice (\u003ci\u003e\"Crazy built the pyramids!\"\u003c\/i\u003e), George discovers his quirks are superpowers. But when the cart's final trip reveals a shocking link between his family and the king's lost legacy, George must ask: Is his story just beginning... or is Miss Holmes's retirement the end of magic forever?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePacked with cupcake planets, locker-time-capsules, and a guinea pig knight, \u003ci\u003eKing George the Third Grader\u003c\/i\u003e is a heart-bursting adventure about outshining bullies, healing broken hearts, and rewriting history-one glitter-bombed science fair at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for fans of: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTime-travel with a side of glitter glue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnderdogs who wear their crowns crooked\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStories where \"weird\" is the bravest thing you can be\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eComing soon to a kingdom (or library shelf) near you!\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eLong live the king... and the third grader who dares to dream like one\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Drew Wohlford\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798267004510\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/24\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 264\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.79lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.55d","brand":"Drew Wohlford","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48447069683967,"sku":"9798267004510","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_ce9edcae-2310-43d0-85ea-cac65d5ea612.jpg?v=1777228613","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/king-george-the-third-grader-drew-wohlford-9798267004510","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}