{"product_id":"kinky-secrets-of-alices-christmas-melinda-duchamp-9798883560735","title":"Kinky Secrets of Alice's Christmas Special","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eMORE THAN GOOD CHEER WILL BE SPREAD...\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhen Alice started a consulting business using kinky sex in corporate teambuilding, she never expected her first client to be... Santa Claus! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSanta's three very hot (and sexually deviant) vice presidents cannot agree on how to manage Santa's Workshop and production has ceased. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCan Alice use her special set of carnal skills to save Christmas? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOr will all of her outrageous, filthy, explicit boinking give the Jolly Old Elf a heart attack? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eKINKY SECRETS OF ALICE'S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL by Melinda DuChamp\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eSanta Claus is coming...\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eWHAT READERS ARE SAYING: \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"This is how I like my smut; raunchy, funny, and with heart!\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - A reader who likes smut that is raunchy, funny, and with heart \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"I didn't know this book was so kinky.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - A woman who didn't read the title \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Are these the comments for that new superhero movie?\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - A very confused man \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"I felt dirty and ashamed after reading this. Especially the third time.\" \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e- A dirty and ashamed reader \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"I bet Melinda DuChamp is writing these quotes herself.\" \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e- Melinda DuChamp \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Melinda DuChamp for President!\" \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e- A reader who doesn't know Melinda DuChamp is the pen name for Ann Voss Peterson and Joe Konrath \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"I smell burnt toast.\" - \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eA reader having a stroke \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"OH YES!\" \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e- A reader having a different kind of stroke \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.\" \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e- Ralph Waldo Emerson \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Emerson sucks.\" \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e- Henry David Thoreau \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo what are you waiting for? You must read this book right now!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Melinda Duchamp\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798883560735\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/03\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 260\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.57lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.55d","brand":"Melinda Duchamp","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47427729654015,"sku":"9798883560735","price":11.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_78985570-a250-429c-9ad1-825ac5766500.jpg?v=1761581213","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/kinky-secrets-of-alices-christmas-melinda-duchamp-9798883560735","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}