{"product_id":"kinky-secrets-of-witches-melinda-duchamp-9798431642722","title":"Kinky Secrets of Witches: An Erotic Romance","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eHERE IS IT, NICE AND ROUGH...\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis is the story of a witch in New York. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eActually, it is two stories. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe first story is an adult paranormal romance. Sweet. Sexy. Funny. It has some steamy parts, a heroine you can root for, and a Happily Ever After. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe second story is erotica. Rude. Hilarious. Filthy. It has a lot of kinky parts, and the heroine goes through quite the edging ordeal. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhether you want a spicy, romantic adventure, or a wicked trip down a very naughty road, KINKY SECRETS OF WITCHES has got it covered... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eKINKY SECRETS OF WITCHES by Melinda DuChamp\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eDo you like it nice? Or do you like it rough?\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eKinky Secrets of Witches is a 200 page book that is a fun romp with a plus-size heroine on a journey of sexual discovery and self-acceptance. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIt's erotica for smart people who like to laugh... just like you. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eWHAT READERS ARE SAYING: \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"So DuChamp, famous for erotic parodies of classic books, has done a contemporary paranormal romance with kinky overtones? I'm all in!\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e - A reader who is all in \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"This is like an alternate reality book, with two very different versions of the same story. One is a lot filthier than the other. I like them both.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e - A reader who likes them both \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Melinda DuChamp is the greatest thing since sliced bread. But sliced bread is better for sandwiches.\" \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e- A man who likes DuChamp, and sandwiches \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Why are all of these quotes anonymous?\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e - Anonymous \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"I once knew a man from Nantucket.\" \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e- I bet you did, you nasty thing \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Witches are real! They're everywhere and they're after us!\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e - A paranoid \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Cute. Hot.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e - A woman of few words \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"That paranoid dude who said witches were after him was lying. Also, he won't bother anyone again.\" \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e- The witches \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Remember that episode of Moonlighting where David and Maddie finally had sex? That one was my favorite.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e - Someone who misses Moonlighting \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"I'm waiting for the movie.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e - Someone who doesn't know this will never be a movie \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo don't wait for the movie! Read this book immediately!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Melinda Duchamp\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 8431642726\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798431642722\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/13\/2022\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 204\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.62lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.43d","brand":"Melinda Duchamp","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44071703249151,"sku":"9798431642722","price":13.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_fd721d98-2173-4066-887a-a92d49d52037.jpg?v=1685437644","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/kinky-secrets-of-witches-melinda-duchamp-9798431642722","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}