{"product_id":"kiss-my-axe-rm-neill-9781739004590","title":"Kiss My Axe","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerry\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou know that saying, keep your friends close and your enemies closer? Well, whoever said that never had the misfortune of meeting Roman Auclair.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSure, he's sexy and wears a corset like nobody's business, but he's arrogant, entitled and so damn judgemental he should sit on the Supreme Court.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'd rather sleep with a porcupine than bunk with him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut I promised my brother I'd help and I'm a man of my word.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's not like falling in love with my complete opposite is possible anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn fact, I'm pretty certain I'll always be single.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRoman\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou know that saying about stereotypical frat boys? Young, dumb and full of-yeah, that one. Nobody wears that dated clich? more than Perry Attwater.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExcept he's a good 15 years removed from college.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSure, he fits every one of my lumberjack fantasies, but the man doesn't know the difference between lace and linen. He's crude, messy, and unashamed about his lack of fashion sense.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'd rather use my best fabric scissors to chop wood than share a space with him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut I promised my best friend I'd make our shared accommodations work.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's not like I'll fall in love with a plaid loving mountain man. Love is for losers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd I always win.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCW: mention of parental death\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKiss My Axe, is book two in the Maple Mountain Lodge Series and can be read as a stand alone. It's low angst, frenemies to lovers, forced proximity and snark for days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis story features an ex police diver who can't stop helping people, a former male model turned lingerie designer in need of an attitude adjustment, grapefruit slices as a love sign, and the absolute worst timing to say I love you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Rm Neill\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1739004590\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781739004590\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Lac\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/28\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 308\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.79lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.65d","brand":"Rm Neill","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46420470464767,"sku":"9781739004590","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_8e231d55-d00e-4225-800a-6ca59679e3ad.jpg?v=1734634727","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/kiss-my-axe-rm-neill-9781739004590","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}