{"product_id":"kissing-the-crisis-kara-martinez-bachman-9781610352901","title":"Kissing the Crisis: Field Notes on Foul-Mouthed Babies, Disenchanted Women, and Careening Into Middle Age","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou're going on a journey to a strange new country where you will look different, act different, even feel different. It's like you're becoming a whole new person, and that person is your mother. Your new homeland is middle age, and you need a native guide to teach you how to survive here, or at least to show you where the good bars are.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWritten for every woman who knows that turning 40 is no reason to become respectable, \u003ci\u003eKissing the Crisis\u003c\/i\u003e is the field guide you need to blaze your own unconventional trail through the jungle of middle age. Humorist Kara Martinez Bachman reports from the front lines of the battle to stay awake after 9 p.m., and her adventures will make you scream with laughter, cringe with embarrassment, and vow to tackle your own midlife crisis with a can-do attitude and a tasty cocktail.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWhether she's searching for a child-friendly bar for a parents' drinking session, starting the world's best ukelele\/harp gothic rock band, coping with a baby cursing like a sailor in the grocery store, or conquering her fear of a terrifying death during Hurricane Katrina, Bachman shows that life doesn't end at 40 ... it just gets weirder.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Kara Martinez Bachman\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1610352904\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781610352901\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Quill Driver Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/01\/2017\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 145\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.50lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 5.90w x 0.30d","brand":"Kara Martinez Bachman","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47474150572287,"sku":"9781610352901","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_27faa647-175d-4e4d-bfc3-17619ff4881e.jpg?v=1762315143","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/kissing-the-crisis-kara-martinez-bachman-9781610352901","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}