{"product_id":"lavendar-is-purple-michael-clement-9798315806103","title":"Lavendar Is Purple: When Only Chess Will Solve It","description":"So, have you ever picked up a book and just thought, \"Wow! Now that's a book that so much time and effort went into writing! That author must be so good at writing things! I must read this book!\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eYeah, this probably isn't that book. I'll be honest, this book is a present to my best friend on his bucks night, and I hope he finds it as hilarious as I did writing it. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis book is my side of the longest-running fight between my best friend and myself. I put literal weeks into writing this. You see, we all had a challenge for the bucks night. Bring a gift that was the stupidest thing you're willing to spend a lot of time on. What was I willing to spend a lot of time on? Why, pity squabbling and stupid arguments, of course! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAfter reading this on his bucks night, Ash (And the other members of the bucks party as well as a few others I let read it) all insisted that I publish it, so, here we are. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHowever, I hope you all find this funny, and I hope you'll get to see the side of Ash that I do. He's an awesome guy, and I know he'll make an awesome husband. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd Zoie, if you are reading this, always remember. I'm right, and he's wrong. You're with a man who thinks Lavender is blue and I've now got written proof to prove it! And yes, it's still written proof if I wrote it. If Ash wants to write a rebuttal, I'll be waiting to read it. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd Ash... I win the argument now, forever. So *pokes tongue out at you*\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Michael Clement\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798315806103\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/27\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 124\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.29lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.26d","brand":"Michael Clement","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48851189956863,"sku":"9798315806103","price":6.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/lavendar-is-purple-michael-clement-9798315806103","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}